February 2012
boy: did it hurt
girl: did what hurt
boy: when you survived the abortion
wearentinthecrowd:
imagine if there’s that one koala that gets picked on by the other koalas because he’s never had a photo with a band
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Math teacher: Would you like to tell us what the Pythagorean theorem is?
Me: It's in my fucking FAQ you fag go read it
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jackbarakatsextedme:
honestly how are band members so photogenic
they could take a picture even if they haven’t showered for a week and i’d still find them attractive but when i take a picture anytime i look at it and throw up in my mouth
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I'M VINNY VEGAS.
I'M MATT FLYZIK.
I'M ALL BUSINESS.
I AM NOT PROFESSIONAL AT. ALL.
I GO TO BED AT ELEVEN.
I GO TO BED AT TWO-THIRTY.
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thefartypeen:
i have respect for female band members cause imagine having your period on tour omfg
butthurtbandboys:
wow Deadmau5 wearing skrillex’s number on a shirt thats so funny ive never seen that before thats so witty and original
teacher: what unit of measurement-
me: in daylights
teacher: thats not-
me: in sunsets
me: in midnights
teacher: you cant-
me: in cups of coffee
teacher: thats impossi-
me: in inches
teacher: yes! thats what i-
me: in miles
teacher: but you just-
me: in laughter
me: in strife
teacher: *opens mouth*-
me: in five hundred-twenty five thousand-six hundred minutes
teacher: well in this case you dont measure in ti-
me: how about looooooooooooooooove
teacher: i give up
me: measure in looooooooooove
teacher: out
me: seasons of loooooooooooooooove
fanbases
all time low: JALEX omfg i have been a REAL fan loNGER THAN ANY OF YOU oh look we started another stupid trending topic on twitter omfg i hate this fanbase oh my god you're not a real fan unless blah blah blah OMFG I LOVE THIS FANBASE oh my god alex sop omfg jack oh my god potatoes poTATO DAWSON HE'S JUST GLAD TO BE HERE AND I JUST WANNA FUCK THIS BURRITO YA SWAG MAN SWAG
the summer set: omfg no stephen doesn't h8 lyfe (ALTHOUGH THOSE JOKES ARE FUNNY LMAO) he just hates the fans i blame brian dales omfg he pUT THE POPTART THERE oh my god if you ship jephen you are going to heLL haha oh wait i blame brian dales man jess is so pretty oh stephen why do you hate the fans???? EVERYTHING'S FINE lol no everythinfg's cheLSEA OMFG brian dales ha ha wut r u doin no stop no one care brian shut up FUCK YOU BRIAN
the maine: 5 years man 5 years john's so high ha ha ZOMBIES LOL kennedy brock CHILDREN HE LOVES CHILDREN RAT BOY RAT BOY john you're so skinny YOU'RE HAWT TAKE OFF YOUR SHIRT OMFG lol john's a giraffe kbye oh and rip m wall
panic! at the disco: ryden lives on that's all
you me at six: i downloaded this album illegally
mayday parade: fanbase cannot say anything because fanbase is blinded by beauty and perfection of mayday parade
fall out boy: fanbases don't go on hiatus
nickelback: there is nothing to put here because there is no fanbase
iwanttobelovedbylou:
things guys should not wear:
uggs
feminine scarves
girl sweaters
things louis still manages to look good in:
uggs
feminine scarves
girl sweaters
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LOUIS IF YOU DON'T MARRY ELEANOR I WILL
thevirginjohn:
The Maine better replace the M with bearded boy.
mrtoday:
i painted over the m wall
theofficialtimtebow:
when you’re at a concert and the lead sing points his mic to the audience and makes them sing an entire verse is one of the greatest things a person can feel
you’re just so connected with ever single person in that room for those few moments and nothing matters and the only emotion you feel is true elation and everything just feels great and you’re in a state of bliss for...
Me: Why am I still single?
Brain: You're weird as shit, lol.
Body: And you're fat lol.
Face: Plus you're pretty ugly too lol.
Food: Don't worry babe, I'm here for you.
Passed a real gentleman on the sidewalk tonight
Dude [into cellphone]: I'M GOING TO BREAK YOUR FUCKING JAW THE NEXT TIME I SEE YOU. DO YOU HEAR ME? YOUR FUCKING JAW. I'M GONNA BREAK-- hold on, give me a second. There's a woman walking by.
how do i get someone to fall in love with me
where’s the tutorial
what’s the html code
luke: but you cant be my father
darth vader: *breathing*
luke: say something????
darth vader: *heavy breathing*
luke: ???
darth vader was actually halvo
Absolute Punk: Who is Jenny?
John: She is the most congenial/extraordinary woman in the world.
January 2012
